Weird Al Yankovic Lyrics

• Achy Breaky Song

• Bedrock Anthem

• Bohemian Polka

• Frank's 2000 TV

• Harvey The Wonder Hamster

• Jurassic Park

• Livin' In The Fridge

• She Never Told Me She Was A Mime

• Talk Soup

• Traffic Jam

• Waffle King

• Young, Dumb & Ugly

• Amish Paradise

• Callin' In Sick

• Cavity Search

• Everything You Know Is Wrong

• Gump

• I'm So Sick Of You

• I Remember Larry

• Phony Calls

• Since You've Been Gone

• Syndicated, Inc.

• The Alternative Polka

• The Night Santa Went Crazy

• Cable TV

• Dare To Be Stupid

• George Of The Jungle

• Girls Just Want To Have Lunch

• I Want A New Duck

• Like A Surgeon

• One More Minute

• Slime Creatures From Outer Space

• This Is The Life

• Yoda

• Alimony

• Fat

• Good Old Days

• I Think I'm A Clone Now

• Lasagna

• Melanie

• Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White

• Twister

• Velvet Elvis

• You Make Me

• Airline Amy

• I Can't Watch This

• I Was Only Kidding

• Polka Your Eyes Out

• Smells Like Nirvana

• Taco Grande

• The Plumbing Song

• The White Stuff

• Trigger Happy

• When I Was Your Age

• You Don't Love Me Anymore

• Baby Likes Burping

• Barney's On Fire

• Belvedere Cruising

• Bomb Sadam

• Born To Be Mild

• Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios

• Chicken Pot Pie

• Crampton Comes Alive

• Dead Car Battery Blues

• Dr. Demento Radio Promo

• Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special

• Fast Food

• Fatter

• Flatbush Avenue

• Food Medley As Performed In 1985 - 01

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• Free Delivery

• Gee, I'm A Nerd

• Gravy On You

• Green Eggs And Ham

• Headline News

• Hit Me With A Rock

• Holiday Greetings 1987

• Holiday Greetings 1988

• Hooker On A Corner

• If I Could Make Love To A Bottle

• It's Still Billy Joel To Me

• Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion

• Laundry Day

• Leisure Suit Serenade

• Matter Of Crust

• Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me

• Nobody Here But Us Frogs

• Pacman

• Polkamon

• Polka Patterns

• Realradio 104.1

• School Cafeteria - Version 1

• School Cafeteria - Version 2

• Snack All Night

• Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut

• Star Wars Copa Cabana

• Star Wars Gangsta Rap

• Take Me Down

• Take Me To The Liver

• Take The L Out Of Liver

• The Backwards Section From Nature Trail To Hell

• The Ballad Of Kent Marlow

• The Beer Song

• The Rye And The Kaiser

• Weenie In A Bottle

• We Got The Beef

• What If God Smoked Cannabis

• Which Backstreet Boy Is Gay

• Won't Eat Prunes Again

• Yoda Chant

• You Don't Take Your Showers

• Addicted To Spuds

• Christmas At Ground Zero

• Dog Eat Dog

• Don't Wear Those Shoes

• Good Enough For Now

• Here's Johnny

• Living With A Hernia

• One Of Those Days

• Toothless People

• Angry White Boy Polka

• A Complicated Song

• Bob

• Couch Potato

• eBay

• Genius In France

• Hardware Store

• Ode To A Superhero

• Party At The Leper Colony

• Trash Day

• Wanna B Ur Lovr

• Canadian Idiot

• Close But No Cigar

• Confessions Part Iii

• Don't Download This Song

• Do I Creep You Out

• I'll Sue Ya

• Pancreas

• Trapped In The Drive-thru

• Virus Alert

• Weasel Stomping Day

• White & Nerdy

• Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

• Fun Zone

• Gandhi II

• Generic Blues

• Isle Thing

• Let Me Be Your Hog

• She Drives Like Crazy

• Spam

• Spatula City

• The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota

• The Hot Rocks Polka

• UHF

• Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies

• Another One Rides The Bus

• Buckingham Blues

• Gotta Boogie

• Happy Birthday

• I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead

• I Love Rocky Road

• Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

• My Bologna

• Ricky

• Stop Draggin' My Car Around

• Such A Groovy Guy

• The Check's In The Mail

• Buy Me A Condo

• Eat It

• I Lost On Jeopardy

• King Of Suede

• Midnight Star

• Mr. Popeil

• Nature Trail To Hell

• Polkas On 45

• That Boy Could Dance

• Theme From Rocky XIII

• The Brady Bunch